Amelio oink update

Sooo our fish is suicidal....I came home from grocery shopping today to find an empty fish tank..this was a sad thing because I assumed that amelio had died but then i was like hmm how could kristy have come home and flushed him. (she was working) so I was contemplating the disappearance of Amelio and to my dismay I found him on the kitchen floor beside his bowl! I was trying to pick him up for the ceremonial flush..eww and He was still alive!! I was freaking out because he was slimy and floppin around but i managed to get him back into his bowl...phew
and that was earlier today and it is now evening he is doin pretty much the same now. its weird he is the death defying..suicidal..bulimic fish. who is now probably plotting his next escape.
pooor amelio